The Brighter Part of My Day...Yes, I know It's Sad

      I was driving home this evening, after another one of those fourteen our days, when I saw something that just really brightened up my mood.  Here's the bumper sticker I saw on the car ahead of me at a stop sign.

 I know we're supposed to respect the dead, but I damn near ran off the road from shear laughter.  After I calmed down and started to think about it, I realized that at least you survive the hunting trip....  Just a thought...

      I know I'm a little slow on the uptake, but I finally have my proof.  I finally have proof that no matter which way we voted, in '08, we were ultimately screwed.  If you look closely at the above image, you will see both President Barack Obama (bottom left) and Senator John McCain (bottom right).  They're both damn dirty Skrulls.  We've been had!!!  What really aggravates me is that we should have seen this coming.  Ok, let's back up.  I will admit that McCain was a little harder to spot.  I mean, what alien comes to this planet, with such a shitty plan?  I watched the debates.  What the hell was he thinking?  He was about two seconds short of declaring, "I'm gonna fuck this place up!!!" "My friends, my friends, my friends..." Seriously, give it a rest.  Honestly, I wasn't sure he was a Skrull until I saw the proof.  I almost went into a meltdown.  It makes about as much sense as Chewbacca living on Endor!  Think about it for a second.  Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks?  That's right...it does not make sense!
      Lets move on to something that was a little easier to accept.  That would be the fact that President Obama is a Skrull.  Now we are not going to go anywhere his politics.  I'm not saying I'm against them and I'm not saying I'm in support of them.  What I am saying is that I am not getting into that argument.  I'm just not in the mood.  My point is to demonstrat that he really sucked at covering up the truth.  What was PresBo's big campaign slogan?  Oh yeah, it was "Change you can believe in." Well let's take a look at a few of those Skrull ads.

 

       Embrace change, embrace change, embrace change, embrace change!!!!  Embrace change...change you can believe in!?!?!?!?  It boggles the mind...it's all right there in black and white...err maybe a little green, and brown, and red, and orange (well, maybe yellow.  Or maybe it's orange.  Ah hell, I don't know.  You decide.  Apparently I'm color blind, tonight.).  Either way, it's so blatant.  I'm thinkin' he might have been getting a bit arrogant there.  Obama saw the finish line in sight and said, "to hell with it." I just think it's a little too coincidental.  Embrace change and change you can believe in.  DAMN SKRULLS!!!!

      Let's just take a moment and look at some of the other undercover Skrulls.  You have the Pope, Mr. Scientology himself Tom Cruise, Oprah (Big O), Steven Colbert, Cartman, and Paris Hilton.  Not a single one that shocks me.  There is at least one person that can take this reveal and spin it in his favor.  Take a look at the top right hand corner.  Yep, there he is.  Well I'll be damned!  Tiger Woods is an undercover Skrull.  At least he has a pretty good defense.  "Come on baby!  It wasn't me...it was a shapeshifting alien that slept with all of those women!" Somehow I still see Elin swinging for the green.

P.S.: I believe my world has now been shattered.  Look to the right of Big O.  Is that Conan O'Brien?  NNNNOOOO (I say, so eloquently, in my Darth Vader Episode III wussy voice)!!!!!!!  NOT YOU TOO, COCO!!!!!!!!!