...and then Buffy staked Edward. THE END

But here's what really happened.

It's Just One of "Those" Days

Imagine...minding your own damn business!

            So I’m surfing the web today, trying to find some local parkour videos, when I somehow stumbled upon the “Freedom From Religion Foundation.” You know…that’s actually a lie.  I just now remembered how I came upon it.  It was a news piece that was on Youtube about how some billboards, the Foundation financed, were being pulled down.  The video’s title was something like “Religion kills free speech.” You know we could debate the whole idea of free speech and that bill board, but I only have one question.  Since the anti-religion billboard came down…can we get to work on pulling the pro-religious ones down too?  I’m not going to debate the merits of either side.  I will say that both sides really annoy the hell out of me.  The Christians (and every other religion for that matter) and the Atheists need to stay the fuck out of everybody else’s lives.  Hey, you believe in a higher power!?  Well good for you.  Go to church, read your bible, sing your songs, but do it without imposing your beliefs on other people.  Leave everybody else the fuck alone!  Atheists, you don’t believe in a higher power!?  Equally, good for you.  Don’t go to church, don’t read a bible, sing whatever song you have stuck in your head, but do it without imposing your beliefs on other people. 

            “To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” Or something like that.  I know you christians are supposed to spread the gospel, but what you really need to do is leave people alone.  Quit trying to get creationism taught in school.  School is for science, and church is for religion.  Atheists, stop bitching about “under god” in the pledge and “in god we trust” on money.  Do you really think they are going to reprint all that money?  Think about it for a second.  Imagine how massive an undertaking that would be.  Not going to happen.  The best you can hope for is that as the government panics and prints more money (oh and they will.  I can’t remember what political hack said it but he said that as long as we have paper and ink the U.S. won’t go bankrupt), they will cut corners and try to save the ink required to print that statement.  If I haven’t made my point clear, let me clarify it.  LEAVE EACH OTHER THE FUCK ALONE!  You’re a christian, good!  You’re and atheist, good!  Now shut up!

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Oh yeah…one last thing.  If either one of you says that the other started it…I will smack the shit out of you!   

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