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Monday, January 11, 2010

New Lyrics, Same Song

So let’s see…A politician runs his mouth and before he knows it, he’s chewing on both sets of toes.  Open mouth insert not just one but two feet.  The thing about this statement is that I could utter it on any given day and some tool has most likely gone and made it reality.  It just so happens that this particular “Tool” has made what some would consider a “racist” comment.  Now, if you’ve been living under a rock or have been too distracted by the devastating news that Taylor broke it off with Taylor (which to be completely honest, I’ve been quite heart broken), I will go ahead and fill you in.  It was revealed this week that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid was quoted describing President Barack Obama as “light-skinned” w/ “no Negro dialect” unless he wants one.  Now, lets just take a moment, sit back and think about this comment………………………………………………………………………………………………
………………………………………………………………….and the moments over.  You know, I couldn’t wait 138 dots to react to this statement.  If I remember correctly…I believe my immediate reaction was to hang my head and proclaim, “You fuckin’ dumb ass.” It doesn’t take a rocket scientist (which while I am not one, I do retain a genius level IQ.  Oh what?  You don’t believe me?  Well just look at the top of this blog.  What else do you think 12th level intellect means?  And yes I know this is way longer than it should be, but I am going to damn well finish the sentence) to know that you don’t make a comment like that.  I could go on and on about how much of an idiot I think the Senate Majority Tool really is, but that’s not where my primary concern lies.  The article that fired me off came from Business Week.  It detailed how the Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele has called for Harry Reid to step down.  Really?  That’s where we’re going to take this?  I mean it shouldn’t be a surprise.  That’s the next step.  Once a politician (otherwise known as a Tool A) sticks his foot in his mouth, it is up to a politician from the opposing party (Tool B) to demand Tool A’s resignation.  But you see, the catch is that Tool B has someone in the “Tool Box” that has previously committed the exact same sin.  It now falls to Tool B’s followers and which ever media outlet is sing his party’s praises, to forget the original atrocity.  Yes, the term I am getting to is “hypocrite.” While I could make this never ending paragraph (yes I openly admit that my genius level IQ falters at grammar) about the supposed racist statement that Harry Reid made, but then it wouldn’t get to the core of my complaint.  The hypocrisy remains while the subject matter changes.  Both political tool boxes are guilty, at one time or another, of the same dumb ass move.  I can’t remember where I’ve heard this, but someone once said that if an opposing party member has not demanded your resignation, then that is a sign that you aren’t doing your job.  If that’s the case, then I will make every single tool who is currently serving in the shed happy when I make my next statement.  I want each and every Senator, Representative, and member of the White House to turn in their resignation.  You have all failed!!!  Republican and Democrat alike should pack it up and go home.  The Democrats have the majority and they are going to ram anything they want down our thoughts.  They’re the parents and we’re the children.  Apparently we don’t know what’s good for us and they will be damned if they don’t show us the “light.” But you see, the Republicans are no better.  From what I have gathered, the Republicans are currently the party of “no.” While they want to declare that the Democrats are wrong, they don’t seem to want to offer a solution.  That is, until the next round of elections.  Then they will all of a sudden become the party of “solutions.” You know…just walk away!  With everything that is going on in the world today, U.S. citizens don’t have time to watch this pissing match.  The dollar is plummeting, unemployment is sky rocketing and if you didn’t know, we’ve still got people trying to blow us up!!!!  The only thing these assholes in Washington are doing is pulling out the ruler and seeing who’s got the length.  I’m sorry…I’m really truly sorry, but we don’t have time for this!!!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Something To Think About

"We've become a nation of wolves, ruled by sheep.
Owned by swine, overfed, and put to sleep."
--Otep Shamaya-- 

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Up is Down, Black is White...

     Up is down, black is white, Republicans are Democrats, Democrats are Socialists and the American people are left holding the bag! Before you say anything, I know…the “Socialist” title has been overused and misused and now doesn’t hold its original connotations. I really should have used the term Fascist. That makes for a way better fit. I could go on (just trust me on this one), but I digress. I think I should provide a little background before I proceed. I subscribe to a news sight that, throughout the day, will email articles that have been collected from all over the net. Now I know what you’re thinking, but these articles are not solely slanted in either direction. I’ll receive links from Fox News, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, CNN and from several (too many to name) reputable blogs. Normally it will be a grab bag of articles (pro dem. agenda, pro rep. agenda…and sometimes pro anarchy). Very rarely will I get consistent articles with similar slants. Today happened to be pro Republican day. The first article didn’t really surprise me. It was a run down of the President’s speech from the previous night. While I’m glad that I now know exactly what he said (I couldn’t bring myself to watch it), it didn’t help to curb the anger I feel towards the whole purpose of the speech. I don’t care what you say, this speech was nothing but a grand standing publicity stunt. We’ve known for about a week that President Obama was going to send more troops! Why the hell didn’t he send them when he finally made up his damn mind? Obama is the President of the United States! You make the decision to send troops and you send them. Then you go on national television and explain your reasoning. You don’t make the decision, let it leak out for a week, and then publicly announce the call! It was nothing more than a publicity stunt……ok, ok…..Lets move on.
     The second link I received was an article talking about how Senator Barbara Boxer wants the Hackers, who were involved with the supposed ‘Climategate’ scandal, to face criminal charges. After I finished the article, I had to put down my phone and take a step back. This thing was really pulling me in opposite directions. First and foremost I believe in the rule of law. These Hackers broke the law when they did what they do best. They broke the law, and they should face the consequences. But I believe that what they found overrides (in importance) their law breaking actions. While they should still face charges, I believe that we really need to be paying more attention to the possibility that some in the “Global Warming” (yes I know they changed it to “Climate Change”) crowd have been ignoring/hiding data that could potentially disprove their theories. Is that criminal...maybe, but think about it! The United States government is prepared to spend billions if not trillions on something that might not even exist. Where the hell is the Consumer Guide? They sure as hell will jump down the Chinese’s throats over a children’s toy that cost $29.95, but I haven’t heard a peep over this potential trillion dollar scam! While I want to congratulate Senator Boxer on her steadfast attention to the law, I want her to realize there is a bigger issue at stake.
     The last article I read (because it was the straw that broke the camel's back), was from a blog. It informed me that the President’s speech (which I avoided like the plague) had bumped “A Charlie Brown Christmas.” You know…I was willing to work with a disappointing speech. I was even willing to work with the whole “Climategate” scandal. But I am not willing to work with the bumping of “A Charlie Brown Christmas!” That is stepping way over the line. Now…It’s on like Donkey Kong!!! While it is unprecedented (ha, ha…I just stole Prezbo’s word), I think we need to start talking impeachment!! I know it’s a bit early. I know we waited for both Clinton and Bush’s (numero dos) second terms to have this discussion, but neither had to balls to something on this level of scandal. You can’t do a thing like that! I looked it up. It’s in the constitution. “No President shall, at any time, cause a disruption in the transmission of ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’.” It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! And for this, you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! You know…I…I can’t even talk about this anymore! Good day...........I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!