So, this evening, I had the unfortunate pleasure of stumbling upon a quasi-documentary entitled "The Obama Deception." Ok, pause...time out...you want to know one thing that is really starting it irk me, as of late? Since you really can't answer me, I'll go ahead and tell you...! Its the fact that every time I go to type Prezbo's name, I keep getting that damn red squiggly line under it. He's the freaking President of the United States. Whether you hate him, or love him, or if you voted for him or not...or if you think he's the puppet of choice for the Bilderberg (damn squiggly line again)group (a group that is covered in the documentary)...it doesn't matter. He's the president of the United States. You might want to get his name in the fucking dictionary. I'm tired of it! Anyway, the documentary talks about how we haven't had a "true president" since JFK. They claim that old Johnny boy fought back against the "New World Order" (no...not Hollywood Hogan, or Eric Pissoff), and had to be put down. Ever since then, El Presidente has been nothing but a puppet put into power by this Elite organization called the "Bilderberg Group." Its a group that is made up of the richest and most influential people in the world. If memory serves me right, I believe they claim that it has 150 members. Now I'd like to point out one little thing...I am speaking about this group in speculative terms (how the hell am I supposed to know if they are real or not). If I disappear tomorrow, I think its safe to believe that they do exist and didn't like my endless/aimless rant. Just a side not...just pointing it out...!!?? Whelp! There goes my good nights sleep.  Anyway...the documentary got me to thinking (yes I know I am straying further into territory that the "Goldberg Group", "Goldstein Group", "Biltmore Hotel", "Bilderberg Group" would likely hunt me down for).  A lot of what it was saying, makes a lot of sense.  Now this could just be a bunch of puzzle pieces, that just so happen to randomly fit together to form a picture or this could all be real.  It could also be an attempt to keep our attention divided, while the real conspirators take control. 
     Ok...so that everybody's on the same page, lets move forward with the assumption that this conspiracy is in fact true.  If that's the case, how do we shut these Scrooge McDuck wantabee's down?  Sure, we could wait them out and they will eventually die, but that 's going to take a really long time.  I mean seriously, look how long it took for Colonel Sanders to kick the bucket...(no pun intended).  And before you say anything...you know that if there is such thing as a secret society, that is made up of the richest and most influential individuals in the world who manipulate society from the shadows...Colonel Sanders with his beady eyes and his drug induced addictive chicken was a part of that society.  It is a foregone conclusion that secret societies and the Colonel go hand in hand.  Ahhhh, back to the discussion.  So how do we bring down such an all powerful organization.  And if we do shut this organization down, how do we confirm it's demise?  If it's as powerful and devious as they claim, how do we know that their supposed demise is not a preplanned act that is meant to make us think that we defeated them.  All the while, they are allowed to return to business as usual?
     This whole thing reminds me of the recent storyline that appeared in the early issues of "Secret Warriors."  Nick Fury former "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." has gone underground and stumbled upon a most disturbing revelation.  He learns that while S.H.I.E.L.D., was officially formed to stop Hydra (a criminal organization dedicated to the achievement of world domination), it was in fact under the control of Hydra and had been that way from the beginning.  Other groups that Hydra controls include the FBI science and Tech branch, the NSA, and the Department of Treasury.  If we shut the real life Hydra down, how do we know we actually succeeded?  Either way, I know I've gone off the deep end.  I am now paranoid, depressed...and tired.  My final question is this.........where the hell is the Doctor?  If we've got a real life secret society traipsing around the globe, there's got to be a 903 year old time lord from the planet Gallifrey in the Constillation of Kasterborous who is gonna save us and the rest of the 6 billion people on this planet.  Where are you Doctor?  We really need you!!

PS:  While I have accepted #11, is it so hard for #10 to show up and save the day?