Craig Ferguson

"The triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism"

Thoughts

"Some people live more in twenty years, than others do in eighty.  It’s not the time that matters.  It’s the person."

--The Doctor--

George Takei Calls Out Anti-Gay Arkansas School Board Member

The Blind Man & the Elephant

     "Three blind men were shown an elephant.  They touched it with their hands to determine what the creature was.  The first man felt the trunk and claimed that an elephant was like a snake.  The second man touched its leg and claimed an elephant was like a tree.  The third man touched its tail and claimed the elephant was like a slender rope."

     All of them were right.  All of them were wrong.  They couldn't get the whole picture.

     "I am just another blind man.  I do not get the whole picture of what transpires in all places.  I am blind and limited.  I would be a fool to think myself wise.  And so, not knowing what the universe means, I can only try to be responsible with the knowledge, the strength, and the time given to me.  I must be true to my heart."

                                                                                                           --Shiro Yoshimo--

Hope

"In fearful day, in raging night,

With strong hearts full, our souls ignite,

When all seems lost in the War of Light,

Look to the stars--For hope burns bright!"

Something to Think About

"Judge not.  Allow rather to each live thing its will until it becomes an impediment to your own.  Then, think not.  Only destroy it utterly."

        --Tyr Anasazi--

     So, this evening, I had the unfortunate pleasure of stumbling upon a quasi-documentary entitled "The Obama Deception." Ok, pause...time out...you want to know one thing that is really starting it irk me, as of late? Since you really can't answer me, I'll go ahead and tell you...! Its the fact that every time I go to type Prezbo's name, I keep getting that damn red squiggly line under it. He's the freaking President of the United States. Whether you hate him, or love him, or if you voted for him or not...or if you think he's the puppet of choice for the Bilderberg (damn squiggly line again)group (a group that is covered in the documentary)...it doesn't matter. He's the president of the United States. You might want to get his name in the fucking dictionary. I'm tired of it! Anyway, the documentary talks about how we haven't had a "true president" since JFK. They claim that old Johnny boy fought back against the "New World Order" (no...not Hollywood Hogan, or Eric Pissoff), and had to be put down. Ever since then, El Presidente has been nothing but a puppet put into power by this Elite organization called the "Bilderberg Group." Its a group that is made up of the richest and most influential people in the world. If memory serves me right, I believe they claim that it has 150 members. Now I'd like to point out one little thing...I am speaking about this group in speculative terms (how the hell am I supposed to know if they are real or not). If I disappear tomorrow, I think its safe to believe that they do exist and didn't like my endless/aimless rant. Just a side not...just pointing it out...!!?? Whelp! There goes my good nights sleep.  Anyway...the documentary got me to thinking (yes I know I am straying further into territory that the "Goldberg Group", "Goldstein Group", "Biltmore Hotel", "Bilderberg Group" would likely hunt me down for).  A lot of what it was saying, makes a lot of sense.  Now this could just be a bunch of puzzle pieces, that just so happen to randomly fit together to form a picture or this could all be real.  It could also be an attempt to keep our attention divided, while the real conspirators take control. 
     Ok...so that everybody's on the same page, lets move forward with the assumption that this conspiracy is in fact true.  If that's the case, how do we shut these Scrooge McDuck wantabee's down?  Sure, we could wait them out and they will eventually die, but that 's going to take a really long time.  I mean seriously, look how long it took for Colonel Sanders to kick the bucket...(no pun intended).  And before you say anything...you know that if there is such thing as a secret society, that is made up of the richest and most influential individuals in the world who manipulate society from the shadows...Colonel Sanders with his beady eyes and his drug induced addictive chicken was a part of that society.  It is a foregone conclusion that secret societies and the Colonel go hand in hand.  Ahhhh, back to the discussion.  So how do we bring down such an all powerful organization.  And if we do shut this organization down, how do we confirm it's demise?  If it's as powerful and devious as they claim, how do we know that their supposed demise is not a preplanned act that is meant to make us think that we defeated them.  All the while, they are allowed to return to business as usual?
     This whole thing reminds me of the recent storyline that appeared in the early issues of "Secret Warriors."  Nick Fury former "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." has gone underground and stumbled upon a most disturbing revelation.  He learns that while S.H.I.E.L.D., was officially formed to stop Hydra (a criminal organization dedicated to the achievement of world domination), it was in fact under the control of Hydra and had been that way from the beginning.  Other groups that Hydra controls include the FBI science and Tech branch, the NSA, and the Department of Treasury.  If we shut the real life Hydra down, how do we know we actually succeeded?  Either way, I know I've gone off the deep end.  I am now paranoid, depressed...and tired.  My final question is this.........where the hell is the Doctor?  If we've got a real life secret society traipsing around the globe, there's got to be a 903 year old time lord from the planet Gallifrey in the Constillation of Kasterborous who is gonna save us and the rest of the 6 billion people on this planet.  Where are you Doctor?  We really need you!!

PS:  While I have accepted #11, is it so hard for #10 to show up and save the day?

Something to think about

"You lot, you spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs, or beef, or global warming, or asteroids.  But you never take the time to imagine the impossible.  Maybe you survive."

--The Doctor--

Daily Lesson

Now what have we learned from this children?  All together now.  "If you run from Scorpion, you only die tired!!!" Lets take a breath, step back and take this picture in.  Next time, think before you leap...onto the field and run around like a complete and total moron.  You never know what type of side job old Scorpy's taken to supplement his income.  You know it's hard work being a hellspawned revenant, who is inexorably seeking vengeance against those responsible for the destruction of your clan.  The pay....well the pay is a down right sin.  No wonder he used the spear to catch this wayward teen.   

Random Idle Thoughts

                             WWE Diva  Maryse Ouellet             TNA Knockout Taylor Wilde
                                                         Lovely Ladies of Wrestling


                     

    So I’m doing my normal Monday ritual (watching TNA/WWE wrestling and catching up with the day’s news stories), and I came upon an article that is asking if one of Prezbo’s recent jokes was offensive. The joke I’m talking about is the one where he warned the Jonas Brothers to stay away from his daughters. It went something like this,

“Jonas Brothers are here, they’re out there somewhere. Sasha and Malia are huge fans, but boys, don’t get any ideas. Two words for you: predator drones. You will never see it coming. You think I’m joking?”

    Really? Is this what we’re going to discuss? I mean, lets gets serious! Do we not have enough stuff to bitch about? I can come up with a few dozen topics that should register, on the radar, way before this joke. Well, lets back up here. I fully endorse the use of predator drones when it comes to the Jonas Brothers. Oh and understand this endorsement comes way before they could cross the line with the first daughters. But this is a vendetta subject for another day. Wait…where was I? Oh yeah! Was the President’s joke offensive? How about this?!?! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!! We have so much more to be pissed about. How about healthcare, immigration, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan…..THE FUCKING OIL SPILL? Anyone…..anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Come on people! Oh, and for all of those folks who are screaming “the Dems would be all over Bush if he said something like that,” my response is…well, yeah they would be. And you know something…I’d tell them the same thing! To me, it was a funny joke. Are there grounds to be upset with the joke? Well…maybe. But let us take up a grievance after we deal with the other 743 more important issues that we have yet to address with him.
    I’ll admit that I’ve probably overreacted. I’ll also admit that my overreaction was a tad bit on the vulgar side. I’m pretty sure it’s because I’ve got a lot of pent up frustration in regards to some of the articles I’ve read lately. Well, it’s not so much the articles as it’s the comments that people have left. About a week ago….well, maybe it was two weeks ago, I was reading an article. I can’t remember what it was about, but I do remember the comments that the readers left behind. They were just straight up spiteful. They had no constructive criticism. They were all just hateful. Now before you even think about bringing up hate speech, you might just want to back away from the computer and walk away. We are not going to touch that. My complaint lies in the fact that there is so much material to work with, but these candidates for post birth abortions can’t seem to put the puzzle pieces together. These are the same people that like to bitch about how the Libs/Dems are always going to the hate speech claim. Well what the hell do you expect when you spew such garbage? Lets quit talking about how the President might not be a natural born citizen (because we are never going to get anywhere with that), and lets start calling him to the mat for the issues that we actually can prove.

NOTE: I already know that there are brilliant arguments out there. In fact, I’ve read several articles that have very well constructed and well researched arguments. But you know…if I acknowledged that, from the beginning, what would I have to bitch about?

NOTE II:  I included those pics because that's who was wrestling shortly before I wrote this entry...and because they are insanely hot.

NOTE III: I ramble & have shoddy grammar. I’ve made peace with both. Maybe it’s about time you do the same. Just let it go. You’ll live a longer & healthier life if you do.

The Doctor Is In!!!

                      Looks like even the Doctor attended Con.
                   Lets just hope it's "Ten" and not the new "Fruit"
                                                             Dragon-Con '09

The Brighter Part of My Day...Yes, I know It's Sad

      I was driving home this evening, after another one of those fourteen our days, when I saw something that just really brightened up my mood.  Here's the bumper sticker I saw on the car ahead of me at a stop sign.

 I know we're supposed to respect the dead, but I damn near ran off the road from shear laughter.  After I calmed down and started to think about it, I realized that at least you survive the hunting trip....  Just a thought...

      I know I'm a little slow on the uptake, but I finally have my proof.  I finally have proof that no matter which way we voted, in '08, we were ultimately screwed.  If you look closely at the above image, you will see both President Barack Obama (bottom left) and Senator John McCain (bottom right).  They're both damn dirty Skrulls.  We've been had!!!  What really aggravates me is that we should have seen this coming.  Ok, let's back up.  I will admit that McCain was a little harder to spot.  I mean, what alien comes to this planet, with such a shitty plan?  I watched the debates.  What the hell was he thinking?  He was about two seconds short of declaring, "I'm gonna fuck this place up!!!" "My friends, my friends, my friends..." Seriously, give it a rest.  Honestly, I wasn't sure he was a Skrull until I saw the proof.  I almost went into a meltdown.  It makes about as much sense as Chewbacca living on Endor!  Think about it for a second.  Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks?  That's right...it does not make sense!
      Lets move on to something that was a little easier to accept.  That would be the fact that President Obama is a Skrull.  Now we are not going to go anywhere his politics.  I'm not saying I'm against them and I'm not saying I'm in support of them.  What I am saying is that I am not getting into that argument.  I'm just not in the mood.  My point is to demonstrat that he really sucked at covering up the truth.  What was PresBo's big campaign slogan?  Oh yeah, it was "Change you can believe in." Well let's take a look at a few of those Skrull ads.

 

       Embrace change, embrace change, embrace change, embrace change!!!!  Embrace change...change you can believe in!?!?!?!?  It boggles the mind...it's all right there in black and white...err maybe a little green, and brown, and red, and orange (well, maybe yellow.  Or maybe it's orange.  Ah hell, I don't know.  You decide.  Apparently I'm color blind, tonight.).  Either way, it's so blatant.  I'm thinkin' he might have been getting a bit arrogant there.  Obama saw the finish line in sight and said, "to hell with it." I just think it's a little too coincidental.  Embrace change and change you can believe in.  DAMN SKRULLS!!!!

      Let's just take a moment and look at some of the other undercover Skrulls.  You have the Pope, Mr. Scientology himself Tom Cruise, Oprah (Big O), Steven Colbert, Cartman, and Paris Hilton.  Not a single one that shocks me.  There is at least one person that can take this reveal and spin it in his favor.  Take a look at the top right hand corner.  Yep, there he is.  Well I'll be damned!  Tiger Woods is an undercover Skrull.  At least he has a pretty good defense.  "Come on baby!  It wasn't me...it was a shapeshifting alien that slept with all of those women!" Somehow I still see Elin swinging for the green.

P.S.: I believe my world has now been shattered.  Look to the right of Big O.  Is that Conan O'Brien?  NNNNOOOO (I say, so eloquently, in my Darth Vader Episode III wussy voice)!!!!!!!  NOT YOU TOO, COCO!!!!!!!!!

New Lyrics, Same Song

So let’s see…A politician runs his mouth and before he knows it, he’s chewing on both sets of toes.  Open mouth insert not just one but two feet.  The thing about this statement is that I could utter it on any given day and some tool has most likely gone and made it reality.  It just so happens that this particular “Tool” has made what some would consider a “racist” comment.  Now, if you’ve been living under a rock or have been too distracted by the devastating news that Taylor broke it off with Taylor (which to be completely honest, I’ve been quite heart broken), I will go ahead and fill you in.  It was revealed this week that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid was quoted describing President Barack Obama as “light-skinned” w/ “no Negro dialect” unless he wants one.  Now, lets just take a moment, sit back and think about this comment………………………………………………………………………………………………

………………………………………………………………….and the moments over.  You know, I couldn’t wait 138 dots to react to this statement.  If I remember correctly…I believe my immediate reaction was to hang my head and proclaim, “You fuckin’ dumb ass.” It doesn’t take a rocket scientist (which while I am not one, I do retain a genius level IQ.  Oh what?  You don’t believe me?  Well just look at the top of this blog.  What else do you think 12^th level intellect means?  And yes I know this is way longer than it should be, but I am going to damn well finish the sentence) to know that you don’t make a comment like that.  I could go on and on about how much of an idiot I think the Senate Majority Tool really is, but that’s not where my primary concern lies.  The article that fired me off came from Business Week.  It detailed how the Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele has called for Harry Reid to step down.  Really?  That’s where we’re going to take this?  I mean it shouldn’t be a surprise.  That’s the next step.  Once a politician (otherwise known as a Tool A) sticks his foot in his mouth, it is up to a politician from the opposing party (Tool B) to demand Tool A’s resignation.  But you see, the catch is that Tool B has someone in the “Tool Box” that has previously committed the exact same sin.  It now falls to Tool B’s followers and which ever media outlet is sing his party’s praises, to forget the original atrocity.  Yes, the term I am getting to is “hypocrite.” While I could make this never ending paragraph (yes I openly admit that my genius level IQ falters at grammar) about the supposed racist statement that Harry Reid made, but then it wouldn’t get to the core of my complaint.  The hypocrisy remains while the subject matter changes.  Both political tool boxes are guilty, at one time or another, of the same dumb ass move.  I can’t remember where I’ve heard this, but someone once said that if an opposing party member has not demanded your resignation, then that is a sign that you aren’t doing your job.  If that’s the case, then I will make every single tool who is currently serving in the shed happy when I make my next statement.  I want each and every Senator, Representative, and member of the White House to turn in their resignation.  You have all failed!!!  Republican and Democrat alike should pack it up and go home.  The Democrats have the majority and they are going to ram anything they want down our thoughts.  They’re the parents and we’re the children.  Apparently we don’t know what’s good for us and they will be damned if they don’t show us the “light.” But you see, the Republicans are no better.  From what I have gathered, the Republicans are currently the party of “no.” While they want to declare that the Democrats are wrong, they don’t seem to want to offer a solution.  That is, until the next round of elections.  Then they will all of a sudden become the party of “solutions.” You know…just walk away!  With everything that is going on in the world today, U.S. citizens don’t have time to watch this pissing match.  The dollar is plummeting, unemployment is sky rocketing and if you didn’t know, we’ve still got people trying to blow us up!!!!  The only thing these assholes in Washington are doing is pulling out the ruler and seeing who’s got the length.  I’m sorry…I’m really truly sorry, but we don’t have time for this!!!

Something To Think About

"We've become a nation of wolves, ruled by sheep.
Owned by swine, overfed, and put to sleep."
--Otep Shamaya--